Merry Christmas Everyone

 

A few silly jokes for the Christmas Season

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ROBBER WHO STOLE AN ADVENT CALENDER?

He got 25 days

WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU COME ACROSS SANTA WITHA DUCK?

A christmas quacker

WHY WAS THE SNOWMAN LOOKING FOR CARROTS IN TESCO?

He was trying to pick his nose

WHO HIDES IN A BAKERY AT CHRISTMAS?

A mince spy

 

HOW MANY LETTERS ARE THERE IN THE CHRISTMAS ALPHABET? 

Only 25 as there's NO -L

WHAT DO MONKEY'S SING AT CHRISTMAS? 

Jungle Bells

HOW DOES CHRISTMAS DAY, END? 

With the letter Y

WHAT ATHLETE IS THE WARMEST AT CHRISTMAS?

A long Jumper

I'd like to take this oppotunity to thank you for all the bookings in 2019, I shall continue to work hard and bring you original Show content for 2020. Remember, It's never JUST A KIDS SHOW!!

PJ xx 

As a booker you would expect your professional entertainer to have the following:
  • Full Public Liability
  • DBS Check (you can see upon request, but cannot touch)
  • Potable Appliance Test on electrical equipment

PJ not only has all above, but is also a member of Equity (A Trade Union for Creative artists which has over 45,000 members)

  • DBS
  • Liability
  • Portable
  • Equity

Don’t take my word for it

Still unsure? Check out what other Parents & Clients think about PJ & his Shows!

Claire Hancox

"Brilliant & totally stress free for the Parents. If your looking for an Entertainer who is fun, energetic & zany, PJ is for you" (ReviewCentre)

Ian Hatherly

"PJ interacted really well with the Kids. It was a School Disco with a mixture of great games to break up the dancing. Feedback from parents was excellent" (Google)

Izzy Burns

"The Children had a great time with magic and cheesy jokes. We are so glad we booked him and our 5 year old wants to do it all again, next weekend" (Google)

Jane Conde

"The Children were definitely entertained and did not want it to end. I recommend him for Schools & parties. 10 outta 10" (Facebook)

Jason Mac

"Saw PJ at a friends party, so we had no hesitation in booking him for our daughters 5th Birthday. An amazing job entertaining 30+ kids & adults. Thanks PJ" (Reviewcentre)

Jaz Rai

"PJ was highly recommended to us by a friend for our Son's 4th Birthday. I can safely say it was a great decision as PJ had 20 Children's attention for a full hour. PJ also throws in some humour for the parents, which is great fun. Highly recommended"(Facebook)

Kate Baker

"I can't recommend this man enough. Booking is easy and replies to correspondence quickly. He is funny and keeps the party going. Thanks for making Harry's 5th Birthday a special day" (Google)

Kate Hartshorn

"PJ was excellent, well organised and controlled the whole party for me. My Son (6) thoroughly enjoyed himself and so did his friends. Thank you PJ" (Google)

Kerry Quinn

"I booked PJ for my Son's 7th Birthday party and how pleased I was. To top it off, my friends Son who has autism was fully involved and his mum was in tears of joy. The Children in the playground the next day said PJ was so funny and the best" (Google)

Louise Matthews

"Really pleased with the professional service from PJ. Start to finish the family party was fun and interactive, we will book again" (Google)

Mrs Nikki Jones

"PJ has absolutely made my Son's Birthday. Fantastic service and the adults and kids were in stitches for an hour. Parties can be stressful, but PJ takes the pressure off" (Facebook)

Nick Archibald

"Fantastic Fun and kept Kids entertained for 2 hours. My lad, loves his parties" (Google)

Ollie Gwilt - North Staffs Young Carers

"PJ is the king of entertainment, no wonder we keep asking him back. The Kids & Staff love him" (Google)

Short Heath RBL

"A great Halloween Family night with PJ. He keeps all the Children & Adults entertained all evening and great feedback from our customers. We will be booking again for future events" (Facebook)

Tom Plim

"I have experienced PJ at our Primary School Disco's for the last 12 years, so had no hesitation in booking him for our daughters 4th Birthday. A real skill in gauging the demographic of the room and pitching his Show material. Highly recommended" (Google)

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